Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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It's all Taggart

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Error 37.

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GONNA

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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