- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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