- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Well, there's one way...

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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