- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

justin littleton being sucessful

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone