- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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