Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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im a willy bum bum

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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