Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Anti Joke

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