- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

knock knock no ones home

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

I like your hair

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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