Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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fduck

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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AIDS.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Health food.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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