Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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