- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Wenis Penis

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

This statement is false.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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