If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Reverse psychology never fails.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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