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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

david weres the slug gone

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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