- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Today is March 22.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

2 Penises

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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