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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

This is not a joke

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

your mom

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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