- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What did death say to life? Go die

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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