- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is not a drill.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

If you're reading this, you can read.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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