- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A Pakistani news reader.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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