Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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;iub

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Refrigerator

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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1+2 = 6

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Wanker

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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