"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

People Eating Tasty Animals

1+2 = 6

darude- sandstorm

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Refrigerator

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Wanker

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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