One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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