Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Anti Joke

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