- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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