- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Knock Knock! Come in..

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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