how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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