- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

The lion swallowed his pride.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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