Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What did david give back? Nothing.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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