- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

This joke is the worst joke ever.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

69...you know how awkward this is now...

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