Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Nickleback.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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