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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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