How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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