- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

once you go black your credit goes wack

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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