Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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