- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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