- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

My parents died!

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Feminism.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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