- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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