what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

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