knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Neil is a reterd.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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