How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

NAACP

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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