What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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