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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

So does Blake

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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