- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

the holocaust

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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