Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Wright flyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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