- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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