what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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hard cheese

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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