? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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