- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What is white and black and red all over.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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