Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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what goes boo a sock

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What do you call a black man? Black

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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what's black and can't swim?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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