Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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