You suck big fat slobber

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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smell the vitamin C

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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pudding

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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