What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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