- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Do you love me? No.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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