A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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ur gay

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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