- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have aids

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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