- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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