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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's a joke? Funny

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

9/11

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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