What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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