What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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