- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Where's my tractor?

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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