Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Three black men were walking...

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

A man buys a prius

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Jake. Walsh.

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