- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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