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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

I'm gay.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Do you love me? No.

your mom

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

a seal walks into a club.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

I'm gay.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Do you love me? No.

your mom

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

a seal walks into a club.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.