- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Obamacare

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Nice belt.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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