- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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