What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Female rights.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Nice belt.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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