- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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