- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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