How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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