Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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69

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Catholicism.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Nah

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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42, that is all

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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