Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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