Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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canadians

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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