Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Chuck Norris.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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