- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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